My dearest love has fallen for an android. This apparently is the name of some new-fangled gadget masquerading as a phone.
He's spent the whole afternoon caressing its casing, exploring settings, getting to know it better. He ooohs and aaahs at its clever tricks. He has been excitedly sending pictures of his new lady to his friends. He takes her everywhere with him, photographing brand logos which she summons on the Internet while he laughs at her wit and intelligence.
Its been a long time since he treated me like that.
I waited until he went in the shower and then hid her under a pillow.